Gasoline

No, we will not discuss the price of gas these days. Instead, let me remind my male audience out there that the laundry room is NOT a place to toss gasoline saturated rags. Please refrain. If you choose not to heed my warning, you may end up with gasoline scented underpants. You may end up paying a larger than average heating bill for all of the hot water that was used to clean up the inside of the high efficiency washer. Not to mention a higher grocery bill for all of the vinegar and baking soda that was also used. You may discover that gasoline is NOT a pheromone. Your wife may become cranky.

Just ask Mitch.